Along with my cape will be tights...yes tights, and they will be pink!
And my superpowers will consist of:
*Entertaining two toddlers at once
*Understanding all medical lingo without having to google things
*Cleaning my house with a twitch of my nose
*Changing poopy diapers in the blink of an eye
*And of course never having to shave my legs because its a perk of the job
I will be faster than a runny nose, stronger than a tantrum throwing toddler, and will look amazing all the time!
I'm thinking Captain Diaper Demolisher
The wonderful unknowing citizens I rescue prefer to pay me with snuggles, hugs, and kisses!
On a rather eventful and amazing day I receive the golden key to the magical diaper pail!
Stay tuned for more adventures in the heroic tales of mommy hood!